9 p.m. From the Metro-North home, Ia€™m simply grateful to-be hitched.
Ia€™m sure your lady simply happy to not have you arrive room until after 9 p.m. Ia€™m certainly the woman every day life is never ever a€?fucking tediousa€? keeping house with kids.
UBT: Ia€™m only grateful for meal.
DAY FIVE 4:45 a.m. I glance at my personal cell, and therea€™s a voice-mail from a€?Joseph Hedgefund.a€? Guess whom Joseph Hedgefund was? Ita€™s the name of a certain smooth mozzarella cheese. Brie need drunk-dialed me personally late last night. In the past, this would need actually pissed me personally off, but Ia€™m also fatigued attain riled upwards at this time.
6:30 a.m. We hear their information through the automobile: this woman is wasted and states she would like to discover myself in order to a€?chokea€? a€” back at my cock. Wea€™ve finished some bondage information before wife Chapec? a€” ita€™s largely me personally acquiring whipped and emasculated and shit, but occasionally we link the lady upwards, also.